Ask the MILF

This isn’t me. This is an actress named Barbara Walley.

Here it is, the #1 question I’m asked about the blog. Ready? It’s a good one.

Are these stories true? 

Excellent question! This site is not erotica–it’s memoir/self-help/how-to–and all the first-person narrator stories are things that I did. Instead of thinking up dirty things and writing about them, I think up dirty things, do them, and then write about them. I do reblog things from other sex blogs/writers–these may be infographics, narratives, social consciousness pieces–but I don’t reblog erotica. This is site is devoted to the nonfiction aspects of sex. 

That’s hot. Can I see a picture?

The blog is anonymous and posting pictures of myself would be counterproductive.

Well, can you tell me what you look like?

I have arms, legs. A face. When I’m not having sex or taking a shower I wear clothes.

You fuck a lot.

Actually, I fuck a lot more than what’s on the blog. I don’t write about the mediocre-to-average-to-OK sex I have, which is most of it.

You sound like a dirty, semen-drenched, asslicking whore. Can we hook up?

Thanks, stud…I haven’t started banging the readership yet but I’ll let you know when I start.

 

 

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